"You can’t own a Hagahai man from Papua New Guinea, not even if you’re a scientist. As a scientist you can, however, have part of him delivered to your door for $200 plus $81.50 in shipping and handling"Bioprospecting

spotted at science.infoshop.org .

Patenting basmati rice was bad enough, but patenting people was only a matter of time, i suppose. Bastards.